All Hail Templates, Savior of Marketers
One of the first services I offered as a freelancer (before I knew to charge for it) was writing resumes for people who didn't know how....
Not your average waste of time.
If you're going to waste time, you might as well waste time effectively. Learn something new (about marketing, dogs, and life as a Millennial), share a laugh, or enjoy some good old-fashioned schadenfreude.